Reasons why you should never travel to Iran

Iran is a truly evil and terrifying place to travel. You are too lucky to see this page, before traveling to Iran. Here are some reasons to advise you about the trip to Iran. Be aware of this advice and tell everyone about this advice. 

Here we present the reasons you should never, ever, visit this godforsaken land.

• Advice No. 1
  The capital city of Iran is basically a ruin and you have to stay in this city along with your travel to Iran. Tehran’s skyline is truly mediocre.

• Advice No. 2
  In Iran, everyone lives in a mud shack. So where can you stay when you travel to Iran. The Tabatabaei house in Kashan is a pretty miserable place to while away your days.

• Advice No. 3
  The villages are pretty much what you’d find anywhere else.
  If Palangan village, on the border with Iraq, looks mildly impressive, it’s just because of the lighting. Nothing to do with the near-vertical positioning of the houses.

• Advice No. 4
  The architecture is plain and lackluster.
  Why would anyone want to visit the Nasir al-Mulk Mosque in Shiraz?

• Advice No. 5
  Travel to Iran? meh. Oh Shiraz, is this the best you can do?

• Advice No. 6
  In Iran, women are oppressed and downtrodden. See, they look like need someone to liberate them.

• Advice No. 7
  Iranians are a grumpy, Dance-hating bunch.
  I would hate to be hanging out with this boring Kurmanji group.

• Advice No. 8
  The Iranian foods are unpalatable and bland.
  I wouldn't touch that stuff with a barge pole.

• Advice No. 9
  There is no ancient history to this place.
  Big deal. Every country has at least one 6th century BC Achaemenid Empire burial site.

• Advice No. 10
  A traveler interested in history and culture would be bored here.
  2,500-year-old sculptures? Pff. My local museum is way better.

• Advice No. 11
  Iranians are a bunch of Arabian and philistines.
  There is no Museum of Contemporary Art in Tehran, and, definitely no Warhol, Pollock, Munch, Hockney, or Rothko to see. None. Don’t go there.

• Advice No. 12
  The mosques are anything but exquisite and intricate.
  The Seyyed Mosque in Isfahan was designed and painted by a child.

• Advice No. 13
  Where I come from ceilings are white… White, you hear me?!
  Chehel Sotoun Palace in Isfahan is so overrated.

• Advice No. 14
  It has the most un-magical, boring countryside imaginable.
  Why would anyone want to visit the mountains Kurdistan region of Iran?

• Advice No. 15
  The only wildlife in Iran comprises mosquitoes and cockroaches.
  Persian Cheetahs? There are no Cheetahs in Iran. The ‘Persian’ in the name is just a misnomer.

• Advice No. 16
  Iran is just one big, dusty, hell-hole of a desert.
  The wide expanse of sand reaching out as far as the eye can see make for one, long, boring road trip.

• Advice No. 17
  People in Iran ride on camels.
  Cars? No. The only option is camel travel.

• Advice No. 18
  There is no snow (and no ski resorts) in Iran — as we said, it’s all desert.
  Dizin ski resort was a massive flop. The only thing you’ll find there are tumbleweed and the odd shepherd.

• Advice No. 19
  The handcraft is un-useful and ugly. I hate this thing that uses for flooring, yeah, it's called carpet.